Bush Meets Brush
Bush left for his vacation today, although in this "post-Katrina world" (which replaced the "post-9/11 world," which I suppose replaced just the "world") not even Bush can take a month off. So this time he'll be in Crawford for a mere 10 days, presumably clearing brush.
Here are some things he might be thinking about while engaging in one of his many, very manly outdoor activities:
- Lebanon- exploding; wishes America would explode
- Israel- exploding; wishes surrounding 5 million square miles would explode
- Somalia- it's the new Afghanistan
- Afghanistan- just like the old Afghanistan, but with more opium; also wishes America would explode
- Iraq- it's exploding; wishes America would explode it's own country
- New Orleans- still 90% destroyed, but now 90% white
- Global Warming- makes mountain biking more difficult, because my tires melt.
- Cuba- new leader? New leader in that fake Castro beard I wore to a "pimps and hos" party 3 years ago? Wishes Miami would explode.
- Venezuela- the President makes friends by making an ass out of me; definitely wishes America would explode
- Mel Gibson- what's his deal?!
- Joe Lieberman- note to self: find new head to kiss at State of the Union address, his is being served on a platter by a bunch of bloggers
- Rumsfeld- claims he gave me a resignation letter once, but I didn't accept. Do I still have that handy? Maybe I made a Xerox...
- North Korea- trying to be explode-America-capable
- Iran- well on the way to being explode-America-capable
Bush Starts 10-Day Texas Vacation (Washington Post)
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