Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

Last Fall, Republicans hit a number of stumbling blocks. And by stumbling blocks I mean the slimy truth oozed out causing much embarassment: CIA leaks, disaster unpreparedness, torture, etc. In addition to Libby's resignation, the near total destruction of an American city and a few Senate hearings, the result was a very difficult recruiting season. Thus, Democrats were handed the biggest gift horse of all: Katherine Harris.

Her new poll numbers make Bush's look positively enviable. It is official; a higher percentage of Americans like poop-flavored lollipops than Floridians like Madame Harris.