Pygme Hippopotamus = Pyppopotamus!

What in God's name is that slug-like creature? Certainly it cannot be a hyppopotamus, my favorite animal in the whole wide world! Oh dear god it is. Hey weirdo, I take back everything I said in my 4th grade report on your species. (Click on photo to be linked to the story, but there's really no point. Everything you need to know is apparent in this picture.)