How Do You Say "The Stranger" In Texan?

This is of no consequence, but I am fascinated by the fact that Bush claims he read Camus' "The Stranger"while on vacation. It's like America is some hot brunette chick in his required Lit class and he's trying to pick us all up at once with his literary proficiency. Ew.

Three Major Crisis Face Bush on Return to Washington (ABC News)